Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He answered the phone. She said, “This is an obscene phone call.” He sighed, exasperated. “Not again?” She said, “Yep. Put your hands in your pockets.” After a brief pause he said, “Nope. Haven’t got ’em.” She said, “Then where are they?” He suggested the table in the spare room. [...]
He came home from work in a good mood and was joking and laughing and teasing Her. Soon He had Her so mixed up she was sputtering and almost speechless. That’s when She said, “You know, you should really be being very nice to me. You should be telling me [...]
I know that you are all aware that Quilly Cooks, but did you know that OC cooks as well? And not just on his trumpet! He created his own salad, and reworked a chicken recipe that caught his eye. I love it when it’s OC’s turn in the kitchen. He’s [...]
OC and I frequently recycle the same conversation. Each time it has a slight variation. It always starts with my apparent curiosity. Today we were discussing maple syrup. The real stuff. OC is a New Englander, you know. Me: [while pouring syrup on my waffle] My uncle called this, “tree [...]
I left home without my camera. Yesterday, all by my lone-self, I drove my car onto the ferry and rode to Anacortes. From there I drove to Seattle, had no small adventure in tears and frustration finding an address on the waterfront, then turned my car over to the shippers. [...]