Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
My elderly neighbor had her great granddaughters over today. They kept playing Britney Spears’, Oops! I Did It Again. About the second dozen times I listened to it, I wondered if the grownups in the house had gone deaf, and almost immediately I heard the little old lady query, “Honey, [...]
There was a time in my life when contact with a drunk left me feeling angry and frustrated. During the first couple of years after my husband and I separated, I had to stay away from bars or other places drunks might congregate (like parties) because the sight of a [...]
I got a new student today. He came in bold as brass. No shyness at all. Asked to sit with the worst behaved kids. I sat him right square in front of the class. I overheard him talking to Joe. “We could do anything at my old school. They’d send [...]
The skies were overcast, but the weather was in the high 60’sF, so I had my windows open and this came through: Man: “Hon, do we have an E.T.A. on lunch?” Woman: “Eat this, Jerk Wad!” Man: “Ouch! Hey! What is it?” There was laughter is his voice. “And what’s [...]
This came through my open window, loudly: “Fu@&in’ thank you!” “You’re welcome you fu@&in’ retarded bitch!” “Oh shut the fu@k up!” “If I didn’t fu@&in’ love you, I’d knock you into next week!” I shut the window and missed the rest of their foreplay. [...]