Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Hello mommy’s friends, this is Christmas, sometimes known as Chrissy. Listen, I know the clean clothes are on the floor, the books have been knocked off the bookcase and Fluffy and I have been caught right in the middle of the mess with our blue hippo spongee and all — [...]
Christmas, the (now orange stained) Queen of Cute, fetched several slightly squishy cherry tomatos from the garbage can and enjoyed — judging from the tracks of tomato blood — a lively game of multi-ball tomato soccer on the kitchen floor. Apparently she tried to clean up her mess before I [...]
The new phone books just arrived. I found them bundled in a bag at the end of the driveway and lugged them into the house. I dropped the bag just inside the front door near my desk and went on to do other things. Later Fluffy and I returned to [...]
A lovely eBay seller sold me a defective camera and is now suggesting I should send it in to the manufacturer for repair. Over at Matthew 28:19 my theology was tested. In the middle of my writing the comp chose to shut down and “eat” several hours worth of work. [...]
A few minutes ago I realized that the King of the Coffee Table was in his customary sprawl on said piece of furniture, but baby Christams was not within range of sight or sound. A brief search revealed her napping contentedly beside the laundry hamper. She had pulled my white [...]