Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
“Speaking of debt, dude …” “So help me, dude, you bring up that ‘B’ stuff again, I’m dumpin’ a whole hive on you!” “Sheesh, dude, what a don’t bee you’re buzzin’ out to be. I got a completely different question.” “Um … yeah?” “What’s number 9 coal?” “You’re askin’ me, [...]
“Hey dude!” “What?” “How do you pronounce the ‘B’ in debt?” “‘B’ as in ‘bounce’, dude? So help me, if you bounce a check …” “Bounce a what?” “A check, dude.” “I don’t care where he’s from, dude. I ain’t gonna try ‘n bounce him. You think I could throw [...]
She: “Toast and juice?” He: “Yes, please, that’s about all the food I can face this morning. You’re OK with this?” She: “Why shouldn’t I be?” He: “Well, you have been under a bit of stress lately. Trying to do too many things at once. I wouldn’t want you to [...]
“Dude! Ya gotta see this!” “Wassup?” “Food fight!” “Where? Who?” “Right here! OC and Quilly! Picnic and snack stuff! They’re givin’ each other the … um … they’re talkin’ ’bout fingers!” “Nice save, dude.” “Wonder which one’s tellin’ the truth?” “Neither.” “Neither?” “Look. The dude’s restin’ up for next basketball [...]
Okay, if you’ve read what He Said They Said, here is what She Says They Really Said: She: “You may have the car today, I’m not going anywhere. I finished my grocery shopping yester– … Crap!†He: “What did you forget?†She: “And after I’d already gone back to the [...]