Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She: “You may have the car today, I’m not going anywhere. I finished my grocery shopping yesterday … oh, no, I didn’t!” He: “What did you forget?” She: “And after I’d already gone back to the market once yesterday and told the clerk that I had a bone to pick [...]
As you’ll recall, gentle readers, the Quill has been a little less in evidence on the blogosphere of late, because she’s actively pursuing her dream of becoming a published author. As often as not these days, she and her computer are having a dialogue (it’s polite, most of the time) [...]
“Uuhnngh … uuhnngh … uUungghh …” “Dude! Either turn off the video or close the do … what are you doin’ now?!?” “Buildin’ (oooOOF!) an altar, dude.” “A what?” “An altar, dude! Like I said the first time.” “OK, dude. To what?” “To gravity, dude. And ’cause it’s to gravity, [...]
“Man, dude, I ain’t laughed so hard in weeks. This picture of a loser in a rowboat thumbin’ his nose at the waves. ‘Maybe his psychiatrist was right‘. Ha! Gnarly, as you’d say, dude. Um, dude? Dude?” “Mmphf.” “What the hell are you doin’, dude?” “Will you be careful what [...]
“Yeah, I’ll have some of that … where are you goin’, dude?” “To work, dude.” “Work? You?? Don’t get me wrong, dude, I’m all for it, but, like, since when?” “It’s what y’r supposed to be doin’, ain’t it?” “Dude, who are you and what have you done with my [...]