Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
“Yep, dude, it sure is.” “What is, dude?” “Communication.” “What?” “Communication!” “You don’t have to yell, dude. Especially about that. It’s so, like, last century.” “Last century?” “Yeah, dude. Nobody does this commune stuff anymore, not unless they hafta.” “Dude …” “We had about twenty of us in an apartment [...]
“Yo!” “Dude?” “I see OC got a letter from the pastor.” “The pastor?” “He’s not in trouble or nothin’, if that’s what you’re worried about.” “I ain’t worried, dude. Just curious.” “‘Bout what?” “I thought OC spent his time lookin’ down microscopes and stuff. When did he start studyin’ history?” [...]
“So we’re supposed to talk about the Quillster, dude?” “Yeah, dude.” “So she’ll get more readers?” “That’s the idea.” “So what’s she been doin’ lately?” “Sellin’ stuff, dude. Where’ve you been?” “Like, what?” “Like, cosmetics.” “They have ticks in space?!?” “Of course they do, dude. They bite space cadets. Which [...]
Early Wednesday morning … He: “Ready?” She: “Think so.” He: “Got your vendor pass?” She: “Check.” He: “Tables and chairs?” She: “Check.” He: “Avon stuff?” She: “Check.” He: “Balanced?” She: “Checkbook. You thought I wasn’t listening, weren’t you?” He: “Camera?” She: “And just when do you think I’m going to [...]
“Du …” “yeAAAAACK!!” “Geez, dude, did I startle you?” “No, dude, I like putting holes in 20-foot ceilings with my head. Do it all the time. Whaddaya want?” “It’s, um, kinda quiet around here, y’know?” “Yeah, dude, it was. With OC playin’ with seaweeds or somethin’, and Quilly at her [...]