Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
“So we’re supposed to talk about the Quillster, dude?” “Yeah, dude.” “So she’ll get more readers?” “That’s the idea.” “So what’s she been doin’ lately?” “Sellin’ stuff, dude. Where’ve you been?” “Like, what?” “Like, cosmetics.” “They have ticks in space?!?” “Of course they do, dude. They bite space cadets. Which [...]
Today (21 August 2010) is the last day of the San Juan County Fair. Ever since Wednesday, she’s been staffing her very own booth at the fair – all by herself. From 9 in the morning to 9 or 10 at night. (Amoebae have to work their own jobs, and [...]
“Du …” “yeAAAAACK!!” “Geez, dude, did I startle you?” “No, dude, I like putting holes in 20-foot ceilings with my head. Do it all the time. Whaddaya want?” “It’s, um, kinda quiet around here, y’know?” “Yeah, dude, it was. With OC playin’ with seaweeds or somethin’, and Quilly at her [...]
“Hey dude!” “What?” “I thought that American football was a fall game.” “Yeah, dude. Of course it is. You fall when you’ve been tackled. Assuming, of course, that you like your knees and want to have them around awhile.” “Not that kind of fall, dude. The season ‘fall’, the one [...]
“Du-uuude!” “Sir?” “Well, excuuuse me, Mr. Fancy Threads. Am I permitted to breathe the same air as you? And what’s with the briefcase?” “It’s for the briefs, of course.” “You’re an underwear salesman?!? Since when …?” “The legal briefs. For the case.” “Dude, you got money you ain’t tellin’ me [...]