Sick
Blankie. Bed. G’night. [...]
Sick
If you want or need me today, I will either be asleep or hanging my head in the toilet. Â Someone come check to make certain I don’t fall in and drown. Thanks for visiting me. Â I’ll catch you after my stomach lands. [...]
Things I Learned While I Was Sick
It is possible to sleep while sitting up on the toilet. Just don’t roll over. My train of thought has no track, and the engine is in need of detailing. Dishes multiply in the kitchen sink when no one is watching them. The new roll of toilet paper is always [...]
Out of Commission
Fever. Chills. Nausea. Other symptoms you don’t want to hear. I have spent most of the day asleep. [...]
“You Look Like H3LL!”
That’s what the lady said to me at Wal-Mart. I was standing in the back of one of those impossibly long lines cluthing Mucinex and toilet tissue to my chest. The store seemed unbearably hot. I was sweating, my knees were trembling and the back of my mouth was experiencing [...]