Spam – Quintessentially Quilly

A Touching Plea

I removed this comment from my blog, then decided to share it with you anyway: My dear Quilly, I been watching you from my far.Â Please say you marry me.Â You strong, handsome, brave.Â I be good wife. I know you good man have good heart. JiaoJin I am inclined [...]

I’m Confused

I just received an email informing me there there are naked photos of my wife being displayed freely on the internet. This is supposed to concern me. Somehow it doesn’t. I have also received an email assuring me that if I increase my penis size it will improve my love [...]

And Then Again, Maybe Not, Redux

From that same online writing services website here’s another bit of spam Akismet scraped off my blog: The writing it all sounds good but how is everything related together with each other? I so think I need to sign up with these guys and take lessons. Anybody want to join [...]

They’re Kidding, Right?

Dear Madam, I am a secretary from the United Nations. This letter is to inform you that an unknown American soldier has died in Afghanistan and left you a fortune in his will. I didn’t read any further than that.Â Amoeba said it shouldn’t have been sent to me.Â It [...]

And Then Again, Maybe Not

A bit of spam that momentarily appeared in the comments of one of my recent posts: These good article need improvement some. Perhaps you use my writing articles good link. I’m not an advertising genius, but it seems to me that this one is counter productive. [...]