Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
I thought I would wet your appetite for Punny Monday: If you fail to pay the exorcist for services rendered, will you get repossessed? Q. – What do you know about the guy who jumped off the bridge in Paris? A. – He’s in Seine. A criminal’s best asset is [...]
Blondie is upset. First she was pulled over for failing to yield the right away at a stop sign. She plans to fight the ticket in court because the sign doesn’t say yield, it says stop. Then the cop asked to see her insurance card. She handed him her Blue [...]
I was driving along a side-street near my home. My pace was slow because I was only a few yards from the elementary school and because there were kids on bikes at the side of the road. It was a beautiful, spring day and my car window was down so [...]
I was in the soap isle of the grocery store. A mother with a toddler in her cart passed me and went around the end of the isle to the frozen section. I heard the toddler exclaim, “Oh! I wants dat!” I knew from experience that they were standing in [...]
Here’s an Olympics Games story out of Vancouver that not many people have heard.* Jurji Fusek and his friend Andre Kempny traveled together to Canada to watch the Olympic games. The fact that Andre was from the Czech Republic and Jurji was Austrian had never been a problem in their [...]